Luci Phurr’s Imps “Cookies & the Call Center” #2

Fun fact #00:  Courtney and I share identical DNA.  But please don’t tell him, because it will totally ruin the surprise murder party I’m setting up for him following a tenuous but believable CSI plot.  The look on his face at sentencing will be priceless.

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Discussion (18) ¬

  1. Myxa

    lol love the series so far! how is tears evil? i mean i think goths are more evil then him!

  2. dale_mettam

    Tears falls into the “misery” department. He’s a cousin of WAILING and GNASHING OF THE TEETH.

    And I see Goths as less evil and more like Moody Teenagers… but taken to a professional level… with more black clothing and eye-makeup.

  3. Sheryl

    That was about my reaction, too, when I was instructed to sell stuff for my schools.

  4. dale_mettam

    I think I was channeling some deep seated anger in this strip. And I’ve clearly touched a nerve with you guys too. At the end of this little story arc we may need a group hug.

  5. Mike

    Seriously? Sounds like something my daughter would say…LOL!! Although her expression would be a bit more flat from a dry humor standpoint.

  6. dale_mettam

    My oldest can manage that same reaction with just a disgusted sigh and a violent sag of the shoulders.

  7. Tegger the ORWA tank engine

    I remember doing that, i also remember losing all the cash and having to go door to door telling them all that… was not a fun experience…most of them were fine with it, cause they gave me checks, and they just canceled them, but the ones who gave cash werent so forgiving. but it happens… but when i was told to do it the next year i just gave up on it, and let the papers sit on the counter til it was over. maybe an Imp had something to do with it, those cheeky punks.

  8. dale_mettam

    Oh no. The imps cause OTHER issues.

  9. Byakugan01

    How does Pain chew without mollars…on second thought, I don’t want to know.

  10. Chibichibi

    Was I the only one who’s parents got into the selling things? Everytime I’d bring home a booklet for Christmas, that’s what they would buy presents from. And i got cool stuff by selling enough chocolate and wrapping paper i kept doing it, and bought some yummy chocolate things from it myself once…

    >.>

  11. taltamir

    Epic! I love this comics.

  12. Tycho

    I’m honestly looking forward to this. Each of the imps seems to draw much of their own power back on themselves, so I look forward to seeing the same thing happen as they hatch plans for cookie sales. I see Pain getting the biggest rise out of this as he realizes he can push cookies on people who are likely to eat themselves into stomach cramps with a box of “minty thins.”

  13. dale_mettam

    OK, in order….

    Pain doesn’t need to chew. His guts are a raging, roiling bucket of acid (the last time you had indigestion? …you guessed it) so he just dumps things down his gullet and lets his unique nature take its course.

    I grew up in England where the government saw the value of education and funded it accordingly. My experience with this stuff is as a parent.

    Thanks, we were aiming for Epic. 😀

    Minty thin cramps… if only!

  14. some Finn

    Seriously, I can’t dedice if I laugh more at the actual strips or at these comments.
    You have my love.

  15. dale_mettam

    Twice the fun for no extra cost!

    I don’t know how we do it!

    Glad you’re enjoying it all.

  16. Warriorking4ver

    Poor Pain, i know how it is to be in job ya don’t like XD

  17. charliez

    Well as one who laughs and enjoys both the strips and the commentary I feel as I got a double stuffed treat.

  18. Visagor

    ho ho, HO! how funny.