Luci Phurr’s Imps “Cookies & the Call Center” #7

In the comment accompanying the last strip, we tried to lighten an apology with a joke about Free Range Tofu.

It would seem that the American Tofu League (seriously… who knew?) took offense to that joke and are now boycotting the strip.  We would like to offer a complete and unreserved apology to the League and all Tofu Lovers… who ever you are… why ever you love it.

As a result of this series of mix-ups, the team here at Luci Phurr’s Imps have scheduled a meeting to discuss our policies regarding such matters at Jimmy DeVino’s House of Steak and Veal tonight.  I understand they make their own foie gras and it’s to die for.

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Discussion (9) ¬

  1. Tegger the ORWA tankengine

    yes, evil has tea parties…however, if Luci demands they pay for something then wont they HAVE to? and if they do, i can only hope there means of obtaining currency is better planned than there previous adventures. and how did Luci’s father finish his conversation? did they result to using that spawn they call a song?

  2. dale_mettam

    Well, we’re gonna find out how they cover their butts.

    And we just jumped scenes. We’ll be cutting back to Lou shortly.

  3. Tegger the ORWA tankengine

    ah, ok, i need to learn to be a little more patient…=P

  4. dale_mettam

    You might find that lack of patience has it’s own rewards shortly.

    ENIGMATIC AND SLIGHTLY EVIL GRIN

  5. dale_mettam

    I think I should point out that this was written well before the Tea Party fun and games started and relates to the strip with the tea party and not to a bunch of angry people standing around shouting very loudly, “WHAT DON’T WE WANT?” and “WHEN DON’T WE WANT IT?”

  6. Tegger the ORWA tankengine

    i fear whats going on in your mind right now…but i do like rewards for doing something easy! so bring on the prizes!!

  7. dale_mettam

    You are SOOOOOOO right to fear the contents of my head.

    BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HAR!

  8. charliez

    Luci is truly a demon in another body. The TEA PARTY will forever be remembered in the depths of the Nether Regions as a punishment to be avoided.

  9. Visagor

    Seriously? TOFU!!? WHO THE “HELL” WOULD EAT,let a lone form a league, ABOUT TOFU!? they can’t be many. Should’ve been lazy and ignored them.