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Fun Fact #77042 – Mailmen taste minty.  However, the age of the Mailman impacts the strength of that mintiness, with younger ones being a mild spearmint through to the retirement age ones, who are subsequently melted down and used by the Altoid company.

NOTE: Legally I’ve been told I have to say that Altoids do NOT contain a concentrated reduction of old mailmen.  Whether you believe that denial or not… well, I have no control over that.



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Discussion (15) ¬

  1. Sicarius

    …well, good to know -that- mystery has been cleared up…but what about other delivery people? Like the UPS man?

  2. Dan Genesis

    Oh, Pain, you tease!

  3. dale_mettam

    UPS is Tootie-Fruity. Fed-Ex is Vegetable Cornucopia. DHL curiously has that Sun Chip, crunchy cardboard flavor… but the aftertaste burp is ALL tuna.

    Or so I’ve heard.

  4. Bismarck

    Looks like I am changing to Mentos.
    I don’t like the taste of UPDS or UPS personal.

    They use ‘Fed-Ex’ people 😉

  5. keylaleigh

    I wonder if post officers have regional flavors as well? Like a post officer near Philly has a cheese steak flavor?

  6. Ragedoll

    mmm minty!

    and I would LOVE that vacuum cleaner! 😀

  7. daymon34

    Ok this made me chuckle, and post since it has been a while.

    Mmmm mail man, I have to get some more gum now.

  8. DktrAgonizer

    Aaah, just gotta love that new mailman smell. And taste. Good stuff, that.

    Also, Alisdair as a travelling salesman is awesome.

  9. Kiriel

    I can say for certainty that UPS men taste like bitter coffee o3o; *whistles innocently*

  10. comichero

    oh dale dont lie to us we know you have nawed off the arm of every local dilvery man for slow sloppy service

  11. Kiriel

    And worse, if they lose his packages ;P

  12. Ouroboros

    @Kiriel – if they lose his packages…they lose theirs? 😛

  13. Bismarck

    UPS men?????? Coffee???????
    OK, that’s it! If I hunt down Kiriel………………………………………………….
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    Can I keep her????

  14. jjmblue7

    @keylaleigh: I like that idea. The MA ones would taste like chocolate chip cookies, since they were invented here!

    And does Alisdair’s Suk-O-Matic 666 still have the neutering option still available/ Y’know just in case I get any new pets, or Pain comes to visit.

  15. ...

    Yeaaaaahhh… Suuuuuuure… And Soylent Green isn’t people.