Of course he knows.  He knows everything.  He knows if you are sleeping.  He knows if you’re awake.  He knows if you’ve been bad or good, so…



Y’ know, it still kinda works.

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Discussion (32) ¬

  1. Insanity

    So be afraid for Evil’s sake!

  2. Dan Genesis

    I knew there was a connection!

  3. LydaLynn

    I’m still just loving the cat.

  4. Darkwasteland

    Ok I’ve only been reading for a few months now, Love Pain for being that clueless and awesome!!

  5. jjmblue7

    “So be good or else you’ll bake!” Or evil, for Mr. D’s minions anyways.

  6. jjmblue7

    “A Gift from Hell”? Mr. D seems pretty cheap when it somes to others who aren’t Mr. Butterpaws Pussford.

  7. Tegger The ORWA Tank Engine

    Im sorta glad i dont have a chimney now…

  8. Summers

    I had to look up avarice to see what it meant. Thank you I now have a new word to add to my vocabulary.

  9. keylaleigh

    So THAT’S who’s responsible for giving children socks on christmas!

  10. Ragedoll

    I adore the smug look on Mr. Butterpaws Pussford’s face in the last panel!
    Are these pens from hell going to be available online ever? that would be pretty awesome! : D

  11. Kiriel

    Agree, Rage ;P it WOULD be. I wish I could have a Mr. Butterpaws, but I wonder if our Amber might be decidedly more evil.. :C

  12. LydaLynn

    Lol – Cheetos – essential to every shopping list!

  13. Ouroboros

    I want Mr. D’s chair. It looks hella comfortable.

  14. DktrAgonizer

    Poor, clueless Pain. 😛

    Nice pun, Ouroboros. XD

  15. comichero

    i wonder if Mr. D would take cheese cake as a bribe

  16. dale_mettam

    Mr. D. does not like Cheese Cake.

    Key Lime Pie, however……

  17. Sicarius

    …How does Mr. D. feel about double chocolate chunk cherry cookies? And I love that cat! ^^

  18. webchecker

    I love the cat !!! I am so excited to see what happens next !!! Great job on the name and drawings!

  19. Ouroboros

    Hehehe, thanks DktrAgonizer 😀

  20. Kiriel

    I just got a new cook book with a recipe for key lime pie.. and whoopie pies, too 😉

    Also fellow impers, say hi to my grandpa in hell when he arrives.. he died the night before this. :C

  21. comichero

    awwww how sad sorry to hear that kiriel *hugs and cuddles Kiri* but i have to ask what is whoopie pie? sounds kinky

  22. LydaLynn

    *huggles le Kiriel* condolences

  23. LydaLynn

    No!!! He can not eat Mr. Butterpaws!!!!!!!!!

  24. globalvillian


    reindeer, horns, red suit

    this is not a far-fetched comparison

  25. Visagor

    This makes me Guffaw. I’m sorry for your grandpa, Kiriel.*pats Kiriel on the back*

  26. jjmblue7

    *Hugs for Kiriel* Sorry to hear.

  27. Infectious Midnight

    0.o I am horrified. I had a conversation almost exactly like this one with my boss yesterday.

  28. Kiriel

    It’s fine guys.. he was a rude jerk who took pleasure in making kids (namely me) cry. :C

  29. LydaLynn

    Everyone knows you can’t use Spaceman Spiff’s Zorcher twice! You alert your opponent and lose. Of course, rock could have been thrown at the shield generator, Scissors could have cut the power to the shield generator, and a paper could have dis-proven antimatter-quantum-plasma. Good luck with the colorist!

  30. Deliberatus

    It’s his holiday job you see.
    It has all sorts of subtle potentials to work all sorts of subtle evils, which persist for decades after planting the seeds in little children; such gullible little people they are, and the adults help reinforce them!.

  31. webchecker

    I love the part on the bonus comic and all list need to be topped off with Cheetos!!!

  32. jeremy frrench Birmingham

    To be serious, santa does spread terrible unhappiness. An ex of mine saw santa at the pensioners club in her village when she was a kid. Everyone else got dolls and bikes and tanks and all that, she got a little bag of sweets. She didn’t know the presents actually came from the grans and gramps and that hers were poor, she just thought santa hated her. Hello traumaville. And whats with all the tanks and guns and gi joes btw? Has Santa got a toy factory or an arms factory? Maybe it’s time to send weapons inspectors to the North Pole and see what’s stockpiled up there…