Tee-Ball #07

And Tears seemed to be doing so well.

Alisdair is gonna need some prozac or something after this season.

OK, it’s QUESTION TIME again.

Would you guys be at all interested in Buying Gold, enlarged gentleman’s parts and/or free pictures of naughtiness?

I ask because each day we filter out a whole bunch of comments that are basically about those things (and more) and…. y’ know…. if you guys are looking out for free pictures of enhanced male bits in gold, I can save some time here.

You gotta think Alisdair is behind this.



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Discussion (19) ¬

  1. LostInDarkness

    Depending on which kids Tears is working with, I’d keep the hazard suit anyway.

    And I’ll pass on those things. Thanks for the offer though.

  2. Dan Genesis

    No, but I do want to see Pain dressed as the Heavy from Team Fortress 2 now….

  3. Marvelous TK

    What do you mean, ‘Tears seemed to be doing so well?’ When was that? When he was trying to get the tea in the ball? It’s more like… ‘Tears seemed to be doing…’ no, wait, you’re right. For them, he was doing well up ’til here.

  4. dale_mettam

    @MTK – It’s all relative.

  5. Zarvain

    @Dan Depending on who’s at bat he may be needing some form of armored protection, especially if it’s Pain. =P
    Course, he might forget it the BALL that you’re to hit with the bat…but meh I’m sure they get something worked out.
    And as for question, thank you but no thanks I can do without as well. =)

  6. garym43

    I’m still laughing. I just had to change the avatar to what is now my FAVORITE image, EVER! You folks really make my day!

  7. Baughbe

    Try the Akismet plug-in. That will lighten your spam load considerably

  8. DCRyan

    No. Thanks all the same. Do not want enlarged gentleman’s parts, gold or otherwise. And “free” pictures would, by definition, not require purchase… not that this makes them any more appealing.

    Tears cracks me up. Being in the HazMat suit seems so appropriate for that age group. Only Mr. G knows what those kids are carting around with them.

  9. MagicalMadge

    Tears’ epic fail is a win for us all.

    And uh…I’ll take a pass on the nude pictures, thank you.

  10. iellswo

    And once again Alisdair is the only one with any clue what is going on.

  11. Aletheya

    Gold Gentleman’s Parts? That’s a new one. But no, I’m not interested in buying, thank you.

    And if Tears is in charge of the girl that has strange things in her nose, I would advise him to stay inside that suit.

  12. DktrAgonizer

    Tears is really, strangely adorable in that suit. As for those, uh, free gold parts… I think we’d all prefer to be kept away from those. XD

  13. Ragedoll

    <3 Tears! haha!

  14. Topazert

    Can tears have a flame thrower please!?!?

  15. Comichero

    if they were diamond incrusted enlarged gentlemen parts incased in gold then maybe i would get it no diamonds no deal

    I’m half expecting some one to show up with an unlicensed nuclear proton accelerator on their back

  16. BiblioMatsuri

    First off, Alisdair could probably use about a cartload of headache pills by now.

    Second, I doubt that Alisdair alone has the time to create and send out all that spam. There are tens of thousands of those d*mned spam e-mails bouncing around the Internet – he must be delegating. Maybe there’s an Imp named Bsod who handles computer errors and helps out? (Reference to the blue screen of death, which I only avoid cause I have an IT guy in the family maintaining my computer. Lucky me :P)

  17. Secret Agent 000

    Wait…huh. So that’s Tears? I thought for a bit that that was a paranoid germaphobic kid (did I spell that right?) until I read the comments.

  18. dale_mettam

    @Secret Agent 000 – Check the eye-lenses in the hazmat suit. Gotta be blue.

  19. Wizard

    I get plenty of my own spam, thanks just the same. As if the “male enhancement” and “free pr0n” ads weren’t enough, recently I’ve been getting ads for bras, hosiery and plus-size women’s fashions. Apparently the spammers think I’m a transvestite.