Back out in the open and we’re left with more questions.
Who will we offend with this strip?
How many readers will we lose?
What WOULD solve the nations problems?
And do we really care? Since this strip is really all about the fuss and nonsense and solving them would make it way more difficult for us to come up with things to make fun of.
Find out NEXT WEEK (unless you are one of those people we asked about at the top…. in which case, I’m sorry, it was all Courtney…. he’s a commie! A MARTIAN! A BODY SNATCHER! IT WAS ALL HIM!)