The Luci Phurr’s Imps Legal Department has recommended (and by recommended, what they actually said was, “Sure, no, do whatever you like with no warnings. We’re more than happy to represent you in a long drawn-out case when it hits court. No. Seriously. We bill by the hour, so go for it.”) we add the following disclaimer.
Legal Disclaimer: Luci Phurr’s Imps in no way encourages or endorses the use of Silverback or any other type of gorilla for the use as an improvised….
That’s NOT the disclaimer they wanted us to post?
ACTUAL Legal Disclaimer: If you’re stupid enough to think ANYTHING Pain does is a good idea and decide to try it out, don’t come around here saying we suggested it or made it seem like a good idea. Before trying anything like Pain’s idea here, try taking a paddle to the silver butt of one of these apes when it’s a straight one on one scenario. If that doesn’t convince you to nix copying Pain, the gene-pool would be better without you.
ADDITIONAL Legal Disclaimer: Don’t go to the zoo and climb in with the gorillas armed only with a tetherball paddle. And by that, we mean don’t climb in with the gorillas at all!