12 More Daemons of Christmas #05

The Luci Phurr’s Imps Legal Department has recommended (and by recommended, what they actually said was, “Sure, no, do whatever you like with no warnings.  We’re more than happy to represent you in a long drawn-out case when it hits court.  No.  Seriously.  We bill by the hour, so go for it.”) we add the following disclaimer.

Legal Disclaimer: Luci Phurr’s Imps in no way encourages or endorses the use of Silverback or any other type of gorilla for the use as an improvised….

Wait….

That’s NOT the disclaimer they wanted us to post?

Hang on….

ACTUAL Legal Disclaimer: If you’re stupid enough to think ANYTHING Pain does is a good idea and decide to try it out, don’t come around here saying we suggested it or made it seem like a good idea.  Before trying anything like Pain’s idea here, try taking a paddle to the silver butt of one of these apes when it’s a straight one on one scenario.  If that doesn’t convince you to nix copying Pain, the gene-pool would be better without you.

ADDITIONAL Legal Disclaimer: Don’t go to the zoo and climb in with the gorillas armed only with a tetherball paddle.  And by that, we mean don’t climb in with the gorillas at all!



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Discussion (11) ¬

  1. Tara

    Looks safe.

  2. Aletheya

    Okay, no tether-gorilla-balls. What about a gorilla-pony? Is that acceptable?

  3. Baughbe

    Porcupine catch was always my favorite.

  4. Palmetto

    Bobbing for french fries.

  5. Comichero

    IM not sure if i should feel excited or terrified by this new sport

  6. EmberWest

    What you should have said was: Do not emulate Pain unless you actually want to meet him, which would probably be the worst idea since sparkly vampires.

    In other news, I your fiery (soon to be) overlady have returned. Feel free to sacrifice goats and/or sparkly vampires to delay my wrath. That is all.

  7. SecretAgent000

    @EmberWest
    Due to excessive costs, and the fact that certain letters now have a fine for use without permission more than two times in any message, the letter “G” has been removed from all nonessential words in sentences. If you must, you should instead substitute the letter “J” instead. Unfortunately, this means that we cannot sacrifice “goats” to you at this time. HOWEVER, we are able to sacrifice oats and boats instead. Thank you for your time and have a nice day

  8. jjmblue7

    What is okay (if a bit gross) is when the zoo lets you feed elephans sweet potatoes! ^.^

  9. jjmblue7

    *elephants, even!

  10. Ragedoll

    I want TWO!

  11. talantus

    pain is AWESOME!